Nick on Old Ladies

Nick has always been a night owl. (Takes after his momma!) Several years ago, when Nick was about 4, he happened to find a cell phone at around 2:00am. After calling and waking up the grandparents, he decided to call a friend of mine. Being particularly chatty (and apparently lonely!), he tried as hard as he could to keep her on the phone. After she told him to go back to bed, he continued to call her back. After the third time, she told him NOT to call back, when he responded in his best elderly voice, "It's not Nick, it's an old lady!" Nice try, Nick, you have caller ID!