Nick: Mom, I’m afraid to get married.
Mom: Why would you be afraid to get married?
Nick: What if, on my wedding night, my wife gets a knife and kills me?
Mom: Well, maybe you’d better choose your wife wisely.
Nick: Maybe you should choose my wife.
Mom: Sounds good to me!
Nick:On second thought, maybe I could just marry Oprah...
(*note: I am not a fan of Oprah. We NEVER watched her show. Not quite sure what made him think of her!) ;-D
(*note: I am not a fan of Oprah. We NEVER watched her show. Not quite sure what made him think of her!) ;-D
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